Diamond in the Flesh

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

imarealcoolcat:

whom ever took this order didn’t think this was odd for someone to have a 1,450 size foot?

imarealcoolcat:

whom ever took this order didn’t think this was odd for someone to have a 1,450 size foot?

(Source: anditlingers, via inactiveblogger)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via ballsacklemore)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

(Source: suzziepsyche, via ballsacklemore)

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

(via joshpeck)

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

(Source: ringokotomi, via hotboyproblems)